The United States of Freielandia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.364 billion Freielandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caesaria City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Freielandian economy, worth 694 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,140 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Freielandians, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, government projects are full of waste, and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Freielandia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Freielandia is ranked 22,038^th in the world and 46^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Highest Average Incomes, with 159,140.49 Standard Monetary Units.