The Parliamentary Earldom of Frelioni is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by The Earl with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.674 billion Frelionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frelionia. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frelionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Frells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,430 Frells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, the dictionary is a common first book for children, and keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Frelionians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frelioni's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Frelioni is ranked 149,433^rd in the world and 8,255^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,019.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.