The Republic of Frian Moodle is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 12.551 billion Frian Moodleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Frian Moodlean economy, worth 444 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,451 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frian Moodle's national animal is the lion.

Frian Moodle is ranked 236,812^th in the world and 12,850^th in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.48 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.