The Frozen Tundra of Froyodia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Elsa of Froyo with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.77 billion Froyodians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arondale. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Froyodian economy, worth 564 trillion spoons a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,974 spoons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown. Froyodia's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ice magic.

Froyodia is ranked 224,524^th in the world and 6^th in Haiku for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.9 on the Bus Surprisal Index.