The Federation of Funktropolis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Al Green with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.297 billion Funktropolisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motown. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Funktropolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,889 trillion benjamins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,214 benjamins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime is totally unknown. Funktropolis's national animal is the armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funktropolis is ranked 66,271^st in the world and 3,719^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.66 law-abiding acts per hour.