The Commonwealth of Future Commonu is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 2.66 billion Future Commonuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Future Commonuan economy, worth 72.9 trillion Future Gologs a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,417 Future Gologs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Future Azathoth Dung" has been declared a national treasure, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Future Commonu's national animal is the Future Azathoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Future Commonu is ranked 266,540^th in the world and 42^nd in MJT for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.