The Free Land of Galorical is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Galo Ricalium with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.789 billion Galoricalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vixtopia. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Galoricalian economy, worth 182 trillion Galics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,355 Galics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Galorical is often a lifetime appointment, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Red Foxball fields, and keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Galoricalians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galorical's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Galorical is ranked 21,372^nd in the world and 1,214^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,216.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.