
| Population | 26.675 billion |
| Capital | GameFAQs City |
| Leader | The Great Allen |
| Faith | LUEshism |
| Currency | FAQ |
| Animal | Game |
The Community of GameFAQs Founder is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Allen with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.675 billion GameFAQs Founders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GameFAQs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.
The frighteningly efficient GameFAQs Founderian economy, worth an astonishing 13,145 trillion FAQS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 492,793 FAQS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,659,456 per year while the poor average 108,419, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.
It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around GameFAQs City, and children are told they have to do well in school if they want to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GameFAQs Founder's national animal is the Game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LUEshism.
GameFAQs Founder is ranked 278th in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,947.63 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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GameFAQs Founder, children are told they have to do well in school if they want to live.
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GameFAQs Founder, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around GameFAQs City.
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GameFAQs Founder, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
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GameFAQs Founder, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
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GameFAQs Founder, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
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GameFAQs Founder, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
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GameFAQs Founder, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
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GameFAQs Founder, warning signs caution GameFAQs Founders where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
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GameFAQs Founder, when their backs are against the walls GameFAQs Founders look out for gay men.
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GameFAQs Founder, The Great Allen is called 'Patches' at international summits.
























































