The Confederacy of Geisler is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Geisler with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.851 billion Geislerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Geislerian economy, worth an astonishing 10,550 trillion Marbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 378,802 Marbles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,248,368 per year while the poor average 86,062, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Geisler's national animal is the Werewolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Geisler is ranked 290,713^th in the world and 11,060^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 3.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.