
| Population | 1.296 billion |
| Capital | Merle |
| Leader | Aerianna Xelha |
| Faith | The Goddess Triad |
| Currency | Lumi |
| Animal | Kitsune |
The Federation of Gerrin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Aerianna Xelha with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.296 billion Gerrinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merle. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Gerrinian economy, worth 44.2 trillion Lumis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,128 Lumis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gerrinians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, corruption is a game of two halves, and home renovation projects take decades to complete. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gerrin's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Goddess Triad.
Gerrin is ranked 271,642nd in the world and 703rd in Horizon for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.03 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
Endorsements Received: 2 »
Irenima and
Alainian Otters.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Gerrin, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
- : Following new legislation in
Gerrin, corruption is a game of two halves.
- : Following new legislation in
Gerrin, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in
Gerrin, Gerrinians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
- : Following new legislation in
Gerrin, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
- : Following new legislation in
Gerrin, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".
- : Following new legislation in
Gerrin, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
- : Following new legislation in
Gerrin, research to reduce famine is defunded by a one percent margin vote.
- : Following new legislation in
Gerrin, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university.
- : Following new legislation in
Gerrin, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".




















