The Lama of the High Queendom of Gesariaball is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.897 billion Gesariaballians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The strong Gesariaballian economy, worth 161 trillion Gesarian Qaks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,681 Gesarian Qaks, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Gesariaball's national animal is the Ice Dragon.

Gesariaball is ranked 87,331^st in the world and 1^st in Equit for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,475.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.