The Confederacy of Gespain is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.528 billion Spaniards live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrid. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Spaniard economy, worth a remarkable 6,760 trillion Spanish Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 499,751 Spanish Francs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,683,258 per year while the poor average 48,566, a ratio of 55.2 to 1.

The government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", civil servants are often voluntold to work for free, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gespain's national animal is the Malinois, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gespain is ranked 38,815^th in the world and 42^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Populations, with 13.5 billion capita.