The United Provinces of Ghanndi is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President John Gibraltor with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.413 billion Ghanndians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tibet. The average income tax rate is 21.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ghanndian economy, worth 432 trillion Guuds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,848 Guuds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, a century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ghanndi's national animal is the Raptor 🦖, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Ghanndi is ranked 104,571^st in the world and 88^th in United Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,185.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.