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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,402ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,458thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,606th
The -Death corps- of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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QWAVIR archmagos
Influence
Negotiator
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gleeble

Population2.88 billion

CapitalHourus
LeaderQWAVIR archmagos
FaithCult of sacrifice

CurrencyStonks
AnimalSpace whale

The -Death corps- of Gleeble is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by QWAVIR archmagos with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.88 billion Gleeblians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hourus. The average income tax rate is 78.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gleeblean economy, worth 469 trillion Stonks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,864 Stonks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more Gleeblean than revanchism, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and caroling is considered a public disturbance. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gleeble's national animal is the Space whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Cult of sacrifice.

Gleeble is ranked 180,577th in the world and 5th in Cools Established Barrier for Largest Populations, with 2.88 billion capita.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,402ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,458thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,606thMost Avoided: 2,806thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,929thMost Primitive: 3,068thTop
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Most Armed: 3,913thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,903rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,445thMost Devout: 6,199thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,729thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,568thRudest Citizens: 8,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,825thMost Patriotic: 10,909thNudest: 11,559thLargest Black Market: 12,512thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,348thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,483rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,651stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,497thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,649thHighest Average Incomes: 20,710thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,002ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,005thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,505thMost Conservative: 29,195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 31,560thLargest Governments: 31,716th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gleeble's influence in Cools Established Barrier rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Gleeble was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Gleeble was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, there's nothing more Gleeblean than revanchism.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Gleeble, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.

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