The Imperial Warlordship of Glorrio is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The quiet, industrious population of 6.3 billion Glorrions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glorrio. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Glorrioan economy, worth 228 trillion Glorrion Talers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,173 Glorrion Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorrio's national animal is the Ancient aurochs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Glorrio is ranked 159,577^th in the world and 6,794^th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 28.67 quips per hour.