The Most Serene Republic of Goat lover regon is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 537 million Goat lover regonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The Goat lover regonian economy, worth 27.4 trillion Goats a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,043 Goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Goat lover regon in search of Goats, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Goat lover regonians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goat lover regon's national animal is the Goat.

Goat lover regon is ranked 123,160^th in the world and 1^st in Goat lover region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 613.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.