The Compliments of Good is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.915 billion Goodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodian economy, worth a remarkable 3,500 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,789 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Domestic fishermen fly the Goodian flag out of fear of being blown up, naughty nobles are locked away in gleaming towers, policies are debated via video essays and tier lists, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Good's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Good is ranked 314,031^st in the world and 258^th in Forest for Nicest Citizens, with 0.57 average smiles per day.