The United Avian Provinces of Grenaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Chairbirdson with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.937 billion Grenarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Roost. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Grenarian economy, worth 157 trillion Greenish Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,177 Greenish Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Grenarian can expect a strongly worded letter, Grenarian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenaria's national animal is the Flaming Kiwi and its national religion is Orthodox Birdism.

Grenaria is ranked 66,998^th in the world and 2,916^th in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 70.03 insults per minute.