The Kingdom of Grimelox is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 313 million Grimeloxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 17.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Grimeloxian economy, worth 13.9 trillion Grimmels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,530 Grimmels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grimelox's national animal is the Bird.

Grimelox is ranked 144,994^th in the world and 755^th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 30.53 quips per hour.