The One Man Army of Gun Heaven is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bounty Killa with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.44 billion Gun Heavenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Armory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gun Heavenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,772 trillion Miniguns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 226,897 Miniguns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,345,693 per year while the poor average 17,609, a ratio of 76.4 to 1.

Single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and the fate of the world literally rests on Bounty Killa's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Gun Heaven's national animal is the AK-47, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Gun Heaven is ranked 289,038^th in the world and 11,185^th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.71 pounds of wildlife per square mile.