| Population | 20.015 billion |
| Capital | Kannapolis |
| Leader | Ayao Komatsu |
| Faith | 2016 |
| Currency | Andrea De Zordo |
| Animal | Ferrari |
The VF-26 of H a a s is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Ayao Komatsu with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.015 billion H a a s Fans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.
The very strong H a a sian economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion Andrea De Zordoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,200 Andrea De Zordoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,460 per year while the poor average 13,244, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.
The nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, Ayao Komatsu has just been declared ruler of H a a s in an international press conference, 2016 has been named as H a a s's national religion, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime is moderate. H a a s's national animal is the Ferrari, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is 2016.
H a a s is ranked 226,238th in the world and 12,798th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 46.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
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H a a s's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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H a a s was refounded in Lazarus.
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H a a s ceased to exist in Formula 1.
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H a a s was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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H a a s's influence in Formula 1 rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
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H a a s's influence in Formula 1 rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
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H a a s relocated from The United States of America to Formula 1.
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H a a s's influence in The United States of America rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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H a a s's influence in The United States of America rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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H a a s's influence in The United States of America rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

















