The Republic of Hafamarimyht is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Ihëdavjë Löjlamir and the Bnujelïmir with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.546 billion Hafamari enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sučavjë. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hafamari economy, worth a remarkable 3,806 trillion hačïms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,264 hačïms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, no one is worried about government policies any more, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown. Hafamarimyht's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hafamarimyht is ranked 292,045^th in the world and 55^th in Wysteria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 1,852.64 Standard Monetary Units.