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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 46thMost Influential: 397thSafest: 1,065th
The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of
Authoritarian Democracy
Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brains
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Petronellania

Population3.287 billion

CapitalYggdrassil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyCandy Cane Gold Bar
AnimalBat

The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Petronellania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.287 billion Nellans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nellan economy, worth 519 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,007 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petronellania's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Petronellania is ranked 8,033rd in the world and 313th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,355.72 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 46thMost Influential: 397thSafest: 1,065thLowest Crime Rates: 2,011thMost Pacifist: 2,103rdMost Devout: 2,522ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,680thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,809thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,069thBest Weather: 3,387thHealthiest Citizens: 3,506thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,774thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,864thNicest Citizens: 3,886thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,962ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,733rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,542ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,028thMost Efficient Economies: 6,088thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,099thLargest Governments: 6,206thMost Developed: 6,491stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,511thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,148thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,163rdSmartest Citizens: 10,361stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,152ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,913thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,692ndMost Income Equality: 13,899thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 16,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,158thHighest Average Incomes: 19,819thMost Patriotic: 21,622ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,968thMost Conservative: 26,313thMost Cultured: 28,236th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionSafest: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionMost Devout: 76th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 115th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 119th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 145th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 171st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 193rd in the regionBest Weather: 196th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 203rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 217th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 245th in the regionLargest Governments: 282nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 286th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 286th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 295th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 297th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 313th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 325th in the regionMost Developed: 328th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 357th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 402nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 508th in the regionMost Patriotic: 556th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 582nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 611th in the region

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