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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 318thMost Influential: 882ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,705th
The United Federal Republics of
Ham Federation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brains
Influence
Page
Region
The North Pacific
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Ham Federation

Population11.639 billion
CapitalFlemery
LeaderKarlotta
CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Hog

The United Federal Republics of Ham Federation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Karlotta with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.639 billion Hamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flemery. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,800 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,655 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and Karlotta's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Hog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ham Federation is ranked 46,867th in the world and 1,525th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,621.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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1%Most World Assembly Endorsements: 318thMost Influential: 882ndTop
5%Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,019thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,986thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,652ndBest Weather: 8,924thLowest Crime Rates: 8,996thMost Developed: 9,381stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,674thMost Efficient Economies: 9,868thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,988thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,273rdLargest Governments: 10,327thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,380thSmartest Citizens: 12,611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,688thMost Stationary: 12,808thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,898thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,217thHealthiest Citizens: 13,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,347thHighest Economic Output: 14,580thTop
10%Most Advanced Public Education: 15,435thHighest Food Quality: 15,989thNicest Citizens: 16,923rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,146thHighest Average Incomes: 21,019thMost Cultured: 21,076thMost Inclusive: 22,917thSafest: 23,145thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,207thTop
5%Most Influential: 183rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 267th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 284th in the regionTop
10%Most Stationary: 334th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 340th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 343rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 345th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 397th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 402nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 415th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 426th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 427th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 428th in the regionLargest Governments: 450th in the regionBest Weather: 456th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 467th in the regionMost Developed: 471st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 500th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 530th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 557th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 567th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 581st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 584th in the regionLargest Populations: 619th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 639th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 286 » Ethnon, Empy, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Cloydicia, Omnistria, Kwaj, The Austro Germanic Union, Corfad, The Rhein States, Siwale, Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Malta Comino Gozo, Ninjak30, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, Dreadton, Vincone Cae, The Windmilluminati, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Pasargad, Antiyard, Wilkshire, North Bratislava, Panama Coalition, New Trisone, The Sinclarian Provinces, Sil Dorsett, Cinnibar, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Maott, Acrabinnia, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Loutsland, Former English Colony, Xentherida, Seenvorland, Zeternia, Dicko, PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, Yukti, Zyvetskistaahn, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, and 236 others.Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Sikol, Prydania, Simone Republic, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Singamadri, The Jerichowan Country, Animu Place, Katuda, Nationeer, Andanavia, AmManies, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, Old Emporia, Cobolica, KAP03land, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Regallio, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Filibustra, Varisland, Oannia, Omicron Persei V111, Inspiratus, Sechiole, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Chipoli, New-Ferytland, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Racoda, Darkanistan, Aguaria Major, Misdainana, Austro-Bavarian States, Eraver, Fran Advar, Technocratic-european Countries, Harjad, Dem Republic of Romania, Vlenkenov, Pigeonstan, Joevala, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Bharathvarsh, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Esperonia, Rex Republic, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Catalis, Tvers, South Parter, Deliber, Zadith, Atrito, Roman Empire August, Arucaria, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Sanctum Teriaris, New Atlantico, Frieszia, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, The Confederate States of America, Ishtimbine, Laurendon, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Dakota Territories, DarkMondoria, Hindustan Sangh, Petronellania, Valentine Z, Delitai, Horrorlandian State, New Fredoenia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Alire, Ayuzhhhhh, Alogiada, Ivy Rekkia, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, Justosia, Great Ignesia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Tugupaw, The Scarborough Administration, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, Galbadiana, Neptunian Military Administration, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Republiqueducroissant, Amdupe, Izern, Kingdom of Time, Chao Phraya River, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Small Venezia, Zelenaya Dolina, Aerilia, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Confederacy of North America, Negarden, Zandos, Love Shack, Perikuresu, Eurocom, Tehmistan, Hyphen, Jasmine Dragon, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Ardok, Armonker, Walter Jackson, Salish-Cascadia, Tokenzia, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Allied Stumbler, Attempted Socialism, Chukstik Illahi, Mk Steele, Gendirt, Lemonbiscuits, Ijo, North Arkana, Necromonia, Vexilia, Gmt2001, Pradovnia, Lucedeia, Fratanica, United Orange Valley States, Dacian Freelands, Sunnaria, Q w e r t y, Laxoimia, Velon, Felpolandia, Segesta, The Soviet States of Europe, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Vesuva, Selfgradatude, Yokciq Empire, Rainengrad, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Etanur, Khoik, Ereena, Queen Ravenna Fontainon, Bjorkikistan, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Germanic Cat, Barxa, Kainin, United free lands, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Lugarvatn, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, CzechoSaxony, Pribaltic Union, Burback, Luniandez, Halsoni, Texaska, Periklia, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Opis, Eralan, Ubeland, Vancricia, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Ziprotscria, Northern Tatria, Dillimore, Davidianian, Sarmatia-Germania, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, PwRepublic, Socialist Lop, Northern Zorbrasnka, Kabarovsk, IC-Water, Soviet Terran, New Clavidor, Comfed, Bhadeshistan, Teriol, and Stal Valley.

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