The Kingdom of Harrisopia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Theon Jadeous with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 20.976 billion Harrisopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tritous. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Harrisopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,495 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,976 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, Harrisopians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harrisopia's national animal is the Gremlin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Personal beliefs.

Harrisopia is ranked 6,146^th in the world and 349^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,544.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.