The Free Land of Hasiel Kal is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.86 billion Hasielians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The strong Hasiel Kalian economy, worth 839 trillion Hasielian Floris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 49,766 Hasielian Floris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hasiel Kal's national animal is the Hasielian green sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hasiel Kal is ranked 19,802^nd in the world and 16^th in The Western Isles for Most Primitive, scoring 80.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.