The People's Republic of Heisen burg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Walter White with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.205 billion Walters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albuquerque. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walterian economy, worth 143 trillion Crystal Meths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,499 Crystal Meths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Smoking is banned in public areas, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heisen burg's national animal is the Jesse Pinkman, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tucoism.

Heisen burg is ranked 13,446^th in the world and 370^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,739.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.