The Republic of Heroica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Consul Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.843 billion Heroicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cicero. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Heroican economy, worth a remarkable 8,465 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 315,356 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", the government loves seeing the little people fight, and public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heroica's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Heroica is ranked 578^th in the world and 1^st in New Warsaw Pact for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 163.38 on the Kitten Softness Rating.