The Groß-Fürstentum of Hesse-Rheinfels is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Philipp II with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 13.547 billion Hesse-Rheinfelsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kassel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The Hesse-Rheinfelsian economy, worth 607 trillion Pfennigs a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,813 Pfennigs, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

There are no minimum wage laws, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, and children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Hesse-Rheinfels's national animal is the Hessenlöwe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantismus.

Hesse-Rheinfels is ranked 205,889^th in the world and 16^th in Deutschland for Fattest Citizens, with 9.2 Obesity Rate.