The Claw of Toffee of Hindfell is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Toffee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 907 million Hindfellians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krondor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hindfellian economy, worth 91.7 trillion Sniders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,137 Sniders, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Emperor Toffee has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Sniders, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and companies are turning to trained Mudskippers for their most menial jobs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hindfell's national animal is the Mudskipper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Hindfell is ranked 31,314th in the world and 2nd in The Powers that Be for Highest Drug Use, scoring 345.23 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
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Hindfell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.
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Hindfell, companies are turning to trained Mudskippers for their most menial jobs.
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Hindfell, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
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Hindfell, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Sniders.
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Hindfell, Emperor Toffee has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
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Hindfell, the ego of former emperors tend to match their stature.
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Hindfell, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
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Hindfell, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
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Hindfell, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
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Hindfell, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.

































