The Disputed Territories of HolyCrippleItsACrapple is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CrippleCrapple with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.361 billion HolyCrippleItsACrappleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Craptopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient HolyCrippleItsACrapplean economy, worth a remarkable 8,282 trillion craps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 292,043 craps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 838,529 per year while the poor average 80,881, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HolyCrippleItsACrapple's national animal is the ultraviolent robotic dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Craptaba.

HolyCrippleItsACrapple is ranked 288,658^th in the world and 10,839^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.7 pounds of wildlife per square mile.