The Hot Spraying Lava of Human Volcano is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barnello with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 9.987 billion Human Volcanoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Human Volcanoan economy, worth 578 trillion hot lavas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,872 hot lavas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The world outside is only known of in folklore, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and the country has essentially become 9.987 billion nations within a nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Human Volcano's national animal is the kanaroot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fire Spirit.

Human Volcano is ranked 175,007^th in the world and 1^st in Freak Show for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.84 percentage of bribes refused.