The Fiefdom of Hyperian Guard is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.179 billion Hyperian Guardsmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The strong Hyperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,470 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 66,318 Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,786 per year while the poor average 4,916, a ratio of 81.5 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, the children of Hyperian Guard are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hyperian Guard's national animal is the Superpenguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Hyperian Guard is ranked 327,515^th in the world and 11^th in Aura Hyperia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.