The Republic of I do l y is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The quiet, industrious population of 1.501 billion I do l yians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.

The I do l yian economy, worth 62.8 trillion headpats a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,833 headpats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Many I do l yians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I do l y's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I do l y is ranked 240,547^th in the world and 3^rd in MHBs New Frontier for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.