The Republic of Iceletican is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 269 million Iceleticanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Industry isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Iceleticanian economy, worth 8.48 trillion Shards a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,541 Shards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iceletican's national animal is the Unicorns.

Iceletican is ranked 67,898^th in the world and 827^th in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.