The United States of IDAHH is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 1.781 billion IDAHHians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The IDAHHian economy, worth 84.9 trillion UTONIAS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,686 UTONIAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, gambling is outlawed, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. IDAHH's national animal is the DOG, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

IDAHH is ranked 252,647^th in the world and 2^nd in Free Group No Rules for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.