The Democratic States of Idia Servatopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Assembly of the Nation with a fair hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.585 billion Idia Servatopians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Servatopia City. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Idia Servatopian economy, worth 27.4 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,262 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and two inland cities have unveiled their new desalination plants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Idia Servatopia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Idia Servatopia is ranked 248,775^th in the world and 80^th in Equestria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.18 on the Bus Surprisal Index.