The Confederacy of IdiotNet is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 560 million IdiotNetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eggsntoastopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The powerhouse IdiotNetian economy, worth 39.5 trillion stupids a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,607 stupids, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,647 per year while the poor average 9,308, a ratio of 34.9 to 1.

Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs, the well-off can quite literally buy extra votes, and parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. IdiotNet's national animal is the idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

IdiotNet is ranked 4,019^th in the world and 1^st in Divorced Nations of Earth for Highest Drug Use, scoring 374.66 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.