The Holy Purple Akila Kingdom of Tanan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Akila'dima Rekayja with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 1.603 billion Tananites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanan Kai. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tananite economy, worth 165 trillion Lims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,261 Lims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, extreme political groups are outlawed, Tananite diplomacy is by the book, and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tanan's national animal is the Dracula, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radeism.

Tanan is ranked 129,609^th in the world and 50^th in Divorced Nations of Earth for Highest Drug Use, scoring 126.25 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.