The Hellenic Kingdom of Ieskarios is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Michael I with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.773 billion Ieskaris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ieskar. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ieskari economy, worth a remarkable 3,524 trillion Aluds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 238,566 Aluds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recycled air in planes is nauseating, murder suspects plead the 'there was a rat beneath his chef's hat' defense, all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, and national foreign policy involves significant amounts of hand wringing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ieskarios's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Ieskarios is ranked 327,166^th in the world and 76^th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.