The People's Republic of IFAP is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Penguin population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29 million IFAPians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The strong IFAPian economy, worth 1.42 trillion Soccer matches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,896 Soccer matches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. IFAP's national animal is the Penguin.

IFAP is ranked 156,139^th in the world and 105^th in Aesica for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.