The Republic of IjaRFak is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 8.413 billion IjaRFakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The IjaRFakian economy, worth 375 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,676 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IjaRFak's national animal is the crocodile.

IjaRFak is ranked 210,215^th in the world and 1^st in Union of ever socialist republics for Highest Average Incomes, with 44,676.29 Standard Monetary Units.