The Kingdom of Illhelp is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning snake population. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 24.296 billion Illhelpians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Illhelpian economy, worth 534 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,014 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illhelp's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Illhelp is ranked 143,104^th in the world and 2^nd in Ejected fenda sleepers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,173.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.