The Theocracy of Incandesia is a very large, safe nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 364 million Incandesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donqui. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Incandesian economy, worth 18.2 trillion radias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,029 radias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum, Incandesia has designated Donqui as its capital city, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Incandesia's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Incandesia is ranked 103,965^th in the world and 123^rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 835.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.