The Federated Syndicates of Intermariana is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Council of Intermariana with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.265 billion Intermarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varsovia. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intermarianan economy, worth 149 trillion Auruses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,537 Auruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Federal Council of Intermariana's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, skateparks can be found in every city, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intermariana's national animal is the Venedian Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Intermariana is ranked 223,830^th in the world and 79^th in We like money for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -6 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.