The Democratic Republic of Intolia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mari Willa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, unlimited-speed roads, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.61 billion Intolians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derminia. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,691 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,403 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime is totally unknown. Intolia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Intolia is ranked 21,949^th in the world and 757^th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 159,403.54 Standard Monetary Units.