The Sultanate of Isislam is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.534 billion Suslims are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The very strong Isislamic economy, worth 743 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 64,439 Lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 431,529 per year while the poor average 3,622, a ratio of 119 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, euthanasia is illegal, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and for just a few extra Lire Suslims can get new driving records with their new cars. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Isislam's national animal is the red kite, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Isislam is ranked 202,324^th in the world and 200^th in The Eighth Closet for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 316.03 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.