The Republic of Izern 167 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.824 billion Izern 167ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Izern 167ian economy, worth 200 trillion banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,673 banks, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, beggars lack pockets for spare change, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izern 167's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Izern 167 is ranked 83,124^th in the world and 451^st in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,189.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.