The Federal Republic of Izern 202 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.291 billion Izern 202ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Izern 202ian economy, worth 111 trillion monies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,603 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Izern 202, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izern 202's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Izern 202 is ranked 60,981^st in the world and 270^th in Izern for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,669.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.