The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad I9 is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.527 billion J o Jian Capture Squad I9ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad I9ian economy, worth 713 trillion Sauces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,735 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad I9's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad I9 is ranked 276,069^th in the world and 1^st in CHOP for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.